IF YOU GIVE A GIRL TEQUILA, SHE IS BOUND TO WANT SOME LIMES
A spin on a childhood classic!!
- •If you give a girl tequila, she is bound to want some limes.
- •If you give a girl some limes, she is bound to ask for salt.
- •If you give a girl some salt, she will probably ask you to take a shot with her
- •If you take a shot with her, she is bound to repeat this process at least two or three more times
- •If she repeats this process two or three more times, she is bound to climb on a raised surface to dance
- •If she climbs on a raised surface, she is guaranteed to momentarily think she is Ke$ha
- •If she momentarily thinks she is Ke$ha, she might wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy
- •If she thinks that she is P.Diddy she might declare she wants to sit on a throne of natural light
- •If she sits on a throne of natural light, she will literally become P.Diddy
- •If this random girl just became P.Diddy you should probably be very confused at first
- •If this random girl just became P.Diddy, you probably have also just discovered a glitch in the matrix
- •If you discover a glitch in the matrix, the authorities might come for you
- •If the authorities are coming don't run because if this girl just became P. Diddy you can probably skin morph into anyone you want to be in this alternate universe
- •If you can now be anyone in the universe, you will probably choose to become P.Diddy too
- •Everyone chooses to morph into P.Diddy
- •We are all now living in a universe where everyone is P.Diddy
- •The end