LESSONS I WISH THEY TAUGHT IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

ITS BACK TO SCHOOL TIME KIDDOS
  1. Be realistic
  2. Huffing glue is bad
  3. It's not sexy to grab people hair, until you're at least 18
  4. You won't be an astronaut
  5. You probably will not be president
  6. When you're older, it become acceptable to pick your friends noses for them. Occasionally
  7. Wearing a dress while on the swings is a difficult task
  8. I wish they taught me how to do taxes, I still don't know.
  9. Like how to deal with despair or someone breaking your heart
    Suggested by   @Dustin