REPERCUSSIONS OF USING OXFORD TINDER

Well. I can't say I didn't know better. I've learned my lesson. STATUS: CURRENTLY NEVER SWIPING AGAIN
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    Avoiding awkward eye contact on campus
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    Those awkward 'real life introductions, but we already know exactly who each other are' moments
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    Seeing strangers in full academic dress on the street and having the realization that you have also swiped and seen them in their full bare ass glory
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    Underlying sexual tension
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    Facing All The Fuckboiz - Who know you swiped right and you refuse to reply to
    You secretly feel a little guilty because somewhere deep down inside they're actually decent guys
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    Intimidating stares from intelligent strangers in academic gowns
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    Leaving Oxford and feeling as though you've become a satirical mythological tinder unicorn
    *Sitting in hall at dinner time and over hearing a conversation to your direct left" Lad 1: "Jake, wait that girl. Right there, up a row" Lad 2: "Yeah what about it....?" Lad 1: "I swear that's her, I think we matched on tinder" Lad 2: "No way, really" Lad 1: "yeah! No I swear. Right there, that's her. RIGHT THERE LOOK"
  8. 8.
    That horrible moment when you realize you might have a swiping addiction. You don't know how many times you've swiped right. You lost track early on...you need help
    Is there such thing as tinder rehab?
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    Any situation involving public dining halls
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    Any situation involving the general male student body/ public
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    Regretting the 'tinder swipe right olympics' that you started between yourself and your roommate
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    Awkward dates you went on that felt more like obligations since you had too many mutual friends
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    Fearing that someone you actually have the 'feels' for didn't swipe right
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    Realizing that you effectively used Oxford Tinder for a full term. It exists and it's too real...