TEN THINGS I SEEK FOR IN A SIGNIFICANT OTTER

  1. 1.
    Bulky otter arms to crack open those pesky "hard to get" clams
  2. 2.
    An awesome pelt of shiny fur
  3. 3.
    Sparkling otter eyes
  4. 4.
    A nice bed of seaweed for us to live in
  5. 5.
    Nice otter paws to hold me with
  6. 6.
    Well maintained whiskers
  7. 7.
    Powerful webbed feet to help me paddle along
  8. 8.
    A supportive otter family
  9. 9.
    A cuddly and kind disposition
  10. 10.
    A nice ottermobile to drive the kids around in