THINGS THAT WOULD BE FUN TO HYPOTHETICALLY DROP OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

Feel free to contribute, I haven't made a dent in the true dropping potential
  1. Watermelons
  2. My ex boyfriend
  3. Millions of lost dog flyers
    You would 100% find your dog or anyone's missing pet if you did this. Not to mention that you would also be good Samaritan of the year.
  4. A fuck ton of deflated balloons
    Because it would clear up any questions about where the random balloons in the sky go
  5. A million copies of my resume
    Someone down below would find it, pick it up and hopefully respect how ballsey I was. The best result would be a job on the spot
  6. Glitter
    Because who would not want to take a shower in glitter
  7. Water
    So people would think it was raining and pull out their umbrellas
  8. Fake snow during august
    This would be so confusing
  9. Those little helicopter seeds that come off trees
  10. Fun sized candy bars
  11. My telephone number and dating applications
    In New York a stunt like this would allow me to 100% meet a nice jewish boy
  12. Large quantities of Guacamole
  13. Tiny rubber bouncy balls
  14. Those tiny toy parachuting army men