Portrayed using entirely questionable pictures from stock photo sites
  1. 1.
    Gum from underneath the table
    "oh strawberry bubbalicious! My favorite"
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  3. 3.
    Man in Dress Peeling Potatoes
    Proceed with caution
  4. 4.
    Small Children
  5. 5.
    Sick People
    Because obviously ew
  6. 6.
    Old People
    Grandma Rose is a fragile woman
  7. 7.
    The Toilet Seat
    5 Germs You Really Can Get From A Toilet... E.coli, Shigella Bacteria, Streptococcus, Staphylococcus, Influenza. 😷
  8. 8.
    Snotty Tissues
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    "But mom! He has candy"
  10. 10.
    Cyber Woman With Corn
    She's a wild card who you never know what she's plotting next. Scale of 1-ominous, she's the most sinister.
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    Red Ant Hills
    Just look at that shit
  12. 12.
    The Stove
    One minute you're sharing an intimidate cooking moment, the next your nursing a third degree burn at the ER
  13. 13.
    Swarming Beehives
  14. 14.
    Dry Ice
    Which looks more like a mountain of cocaine according to shutter stock...
  15. 15.
    Dead Things
    Roadkill, Bodies, Deceased Relatives ashes, etc.
  16. 16.
    Big Red Buttons
    Shutter stock knows the deal
  17. 17.
    Unidentifiable Substances
    If you find yourself asking "wtf is that" it might be best to avoid it
  18. 18.
    Corrosive Acid
  19. 19.
    Poison Ivy
    "Leaves of three, let it be"
  20. 20.
    Priceless Idols in Ancient Tombs
    Ask Aladdin or Indiana Jones for first hand accounts, shit goes south real quick
  21. 21.
    Anything inside the CDC
  22. 22.
    this is a horrible idea
  23. 23.
    Angry Pregnant Woman With A Watermelon
    She will do bad things to you if you even think about touching her precious watermelon
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    Pigeons for sure. Ya never know.
    Suggested by   @thecoolcumber
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    Bathroom door knobs
    Suggested by   @gilbaron