THINGS TO AVOID TOUCHING AT ALL COSTS

  1. Red ant hills
  2. Ebola
  3. Your boss's husband
  4. Sticky toddlers
  5. Goo
  6. Recently hot stoves
  7. Anything that will cause you a future law suit
  8. Your eyes after you wipe
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  9. The red button
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