And the order in which I select them
  1. Wario
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    His cackle makes me happy. He's slow to start but once he gets going he is incredibly fast. And sometimes he can just bash people violently off the track, because he's Wario and he's the son of Hades. If someone beats me to Wario I protest "but he's my guy."
  2. Luigi
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    Classic underdog. Since I was a little brother during the NES era, I played Luigi a lot.
  3. Mario
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    He has decent balance of initial pep and accumulated acceleration, but by this point I'm pretty mad I couldn't be Wario or Luigi.
  4. Toad
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    Awwww maaaaaan.