Favorite MarioKart 64 characters

And the order in which I select them
  1. Wario
    His cackle makes me happy. He's slow to start but once he gets going he is incredibly fast. And sometimes he can just bash people violently off the track, because he's Wario and he's the son of Hades. If someone beats me to Wario I protest "but he's my guy."
  2. Luigi
    Classic underdog. Since I was a little brother during the NES era, I played Luigi a lot.
  3. Mario
    He has decent balance of initial pep and accumulated acceleration, but by this point I'm pretty mad I couldn't be Wario or Luigi.
  4. Toad
    Awwww maaaaaan.