Who'd die first in a zombie apocalypse

I've thought a lot about this: who would be in the most crowded places or altogether vulnerable in a zombie attack? Please contribute as this list is open for amendment!
  1. Kindergarten teachers
  2. Street Canvassers
  3. Crowd Surfers
  4. Wall Street Traders
  5. Narcoleptics
  6. Girls who like assholes
  7. Babies
  8. Wheelchair-bound geniuses
  9. Necrophiliacs
  10. Kids playing pin the tail on the donkey