I've thought a lot about this: who would be in the most crowded places or altogether vulnerable in a zombie attack? Please contribute as this list is open for amendment!
  1. Kindergarten teachers
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  2. Street Canvassers
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  3. Crowd Surfers
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  4. Wall Street Traders
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  5. Narcoleptics
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  6. Girls who like assholes
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  7. Babies
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  8. Wheelchair-bound geniuses
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  9. Necrophiliacs
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  10. Kids playing pin the tail on the donkey
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