It's so little, I just picked it up and took it outside. I didn't think Milton the cat would go after it the second I set it down. Silly me.
  1. Let's check in on the action ...
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    Milton is on deck immediately. He focuses his eagle eyes on an ornament.
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    This southpaw is ready to take a swing as he prepares for action.
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    He makes contact on the first swing. The spectator goes wild. The ornament is swinging but refuses to fall.
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    Milt settles back into position and sizes up his target once again.
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    He takes aim and knocks it right outta the tree!
  6. Only one ornament was harmed before I sent Milton to the showers, but it wasn't the red and white one he just smacked off the tree. That one didn't break.
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    He took one more swipe at the tree and managed to wipe out a subtle, silver- and peach-colored vintage Polish glass ornament that was quickly becoming a favorite. I have no one to blame but myself.