THE PERFECT COFFEE MUG ... IN VERSE
I needed something fresh for my morning brew. I'm retired from work; I wanted something new!
- •Nice try, Bernie, you gave it your all, but your campaign coffee mug's an ounce too small.
- •I get enough grief for my feline affection, to the back of the cupboard goes this dreadful selection.
- •A Transylvanian Saxon girl, I'm proud to say, but this heritage shoutout is just for display.
- •My love for the Cubbies, this mug is professing, but seeing this daily is much too depressing.
- •I tried my husband's cup, it's tall and slender, but while I may be old, I'm a different gender.
- •A search on Etsy made my dreams come true. It's pink! It's simple! I'm a gangsta ... who knew!