THE PERFECT COFFEE MUG ... IN VERSE

I needed something fresh for my morning brew. I'm retired from work; I wanted something new!
  1. 1.
    Nice try, Bernie, you gave it your all, but your campaign coffee mug's an ounce too small.
  2. 2.
    I get enough grief for my feline affection, to the back of the cupboard goes this dreadful selection.
  3. 3.
    A Transylvanian Saxon girl, I'm proud to say, but this heritage shoutout is just for display.
  4. 4.
    My love for the Cubbies, this mug is professing, but seeing this daily is much too depressing.
  5. 5.
    I tried my husband's cup, it's tall and slender, but while I may be old, I'm a different gender.
  6. 6.
    A search on Etsy made my dreams come true. It's pink! It's simple! I'm a gangsta ... who knew!