THINGS I AM COMFORTABLE SAYING I KNOW A LOT ABOUT

Inspired by @shainadesai
  1. Cats
  2. English grammar, punctuation, and sentence structure.
    Just trust me and use the Oxford comma.
  3. Pumpkin carving
  4. Dog breeds
    Show me a picture; I'll name the breed.
  5. Internet research
    Never met a fact I didn't check.
  6. Sinusitis
  7. Movies, music, and books
  8. Home plumbing maintenance and repair
    Searching for a photo of a person doing a plumbing project will net only men. Except the pictures of large-breasted women in low cut tank tops under a sink. Sigh.
  9. Homemade sorbet and ice cream
  10. Anxiety and panic attacks
    Give me a break. Like you could focus long enough to make the tea. 🙄