Three Reasons Why it is NOT a Sin to Kill a Mockingbird
Yeah, yeah, they sing pretty. They also ...
- •They eat the ripe apricots off your tree.We only have one tree, and it's little—have a heart.
- •They build nests in your Bougainvillas (next to aforementioned apricot tree) and attack you and your cat when you get too close.Kick in for the mortgage if you're gonna live in our backyard. And leave our cat alone.
- •They carry out air attacks on innocent squirrels merely passing by on the telephone wire.Pulling the hair out of a squirrel's tail is dirty fighting. Stop that.