Inspired by @_leia_ whose idea I hijacked because hers were so cute! Here is hers: Words My Kids Get Wrong
  1. You sparkled me!
    For static electricity sting. Much more descriptive than you shocked me. I use it to this day.
  2. Kauai like it
    For because I. So sad when my grandson started saying it correctly. Always took me right to Anini Beach.
  3. Oooies!
    Giphy downsized medium
    For horses. Who doesn't say (or think) ooh! when they see a beautiful horse in a pasture? (Or when they snuggle a velvety nose.)
  4. My son for a while used to say "Farmer Christmas"
    Suggested by @Waddy