Pops really threw a wrench in my plans and made the last minute decision to use my oven to cook the bird. These are the silly questions he asked me.
- •"You're awake?"Yes, I am. You called. I answered
- •"Do you know how to turn on your oven?"Really?
- •"You're home?"Yeah, obvi. I just opened the door for you. We just spoke on the phone 10 minutes ago. Why would I leave?
- •"Who told you to do that?"I just rubbed butter on the turkey. Food Network, Biatch!