Do you want 60,000 followers on Twitter? Well I suggest you register one of these usernames, make your avatar a fish wearing sunglasses or a Minion in fetish gear or a stock photo of a sad businessman and start tweeting weird shit. Remember to dedicate your Urban Outfitters book to me as a thank you.
  1. @CumHorse
  2. @Dong420DongPizza
  3. @PenisJeff
  4. @Under_Score
  5. @NataliePortmanteau
  6. @DILFTrain
  7. @PresidentSalvia
  8. @TitCity
  9. @______scone
  10. @SexDad