Things I do at home alone

  1. Eat weird & unhealthy snacks
    Sometimes I'll just eat cheese by itself or I'll put ranch dressing in a tortilla and eat it
  2. Walk around the house with no pants on
    ~
  3. Blast music & dance around
    my cat chases me
  4. Feed my dog the leftovers I don't want
    I only feed Them meats & veggies don't worry
  5. Fart loudly to assert my scent & dominance over the household.
    just imagine.