A CONVERSATION BETWEEN MY DAD AND MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER

This Easter. He's 96. Talking about my great-grandmother...
  1. Poppy: "So then she moved to Manasquan, and that's where I nailed her."
    Again, HE'S 96!
  2. Dad: "You did do some carpentry back then."
    As a joke...
  3. Poppy: "I was a really good carpenter that time!"
  4. He's a legend.