He probably forgot about this, but I didn't.
  1. If we have children around the same time with our significant others
  2. And both of those children happen to be boys
  3. His boy will be named Meriadoc
  4. And mine Peregrin
  5. With nicknames of Merry
  6. And Pippin
  7. Ergo, our children will be named Merry and Pippin
  8. And if he doesn't follow through on this deal
  9. Then I call dibs on Meriadoc
  10. Meriadoc Robson
  11. I like the sound of it