CAREERS THAT MUST EXIST OUT THERE IN THE WORLD AND THAT I WANT...

  1. Coffee Shop Tester
    I want to be the guy who sits down in a coffee shop and decides whether it will survive or not
  2. Book Cover Creator
    I don't want to have the burden of writing the book, I just want to create the cover.
  3. New Food Tester
    Find a bangin' restaurant, stay there, and whenever they come up with a new idea they go to you to find it.
  4. Unicorn Groomer
    Self-explanatory. HOW AWESOME WOULD IT BE TO SAY YOU GROOM UNICORNS?!
  5. The Person Who Creates Arts & Crafts Projects for Kindergarten Classes
    How great would it be if you got paid for just doing silly little crafts that are actually incredibly fun to make.