1. If I had to write about my day in one sentence, it would probably be a good one with few grammatical errors.
  2. Crap that was already one sentence!
  3. Oh no, there's another!
  4. David stop doing that, you can only use one sentence!
  5. But you already have 4!
  6. Now 5, STOP!
  7. ...
  8. My family and I spent my first day off in a while together eating pancakes, playing games, and watching TV.