1. When does the software actually ever work how it's supposed to?
  2. I definitely shot more footage than this, right?
  3. Was the acting really that bad?
  4. Who wrote this?
  5. Who hired that guy?
  6. Have I really been editing for years? 'Cause this is sucking right now.
  7. Wait, that was pretty good.
  8. I'm pretty good at this editing thing.
  9. Glad I hired that guy.
  10. This writing's pretty good.
  11. Wow that actor deserves an oscar!
  12. Just enough b-roll for that scene!
  13. This is the best software out there!