STOP! STORY TIME!

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  2. So I was out eating breakfast with my friends this one time.
  3. Majority are girls.
  4. And I'm like, "Hey guys..."
  5. Then I stopped.
  6. And I say, "Do girls get offended when I say, 'hey guys'?"
  7. And they say, "No, we say it all the time. Even when there's no guys."
  8. And then I say, "But does that make it right?"
  9. Then they say, "Shut up! Stop being so philosophical David! We're trying to eat our breakfast!"
  10. So I shut up.
    So I shutted up? So I shat up? What is the correct grammar here? Shut up.
  11. The end.