ALL 83 CAKE SONGS, RANKED

Trying out this "countdown" feature --
  1. 83.
    Thrills
    Not really into it
  2. 82.
    Pretty Pink Ribbon
    Fuck this song
  3. 81.
    What's Now Is Now
    Frank Sinatra cover
  4. 80.
    Hem of Your Garment
  5. 79.
    Palm of Your Hand
  6. 78.
    When You Sleep
  7. 77.
    Comfort Eagle
  8. 76.
    Strangers in the Night
    Frank Sinatra cover
  9. 75.
    She'll Hang the Baskets
  10. 74.
    Love You Madly
    I used to love this song but I dunno - it doesn't really hold up for meeeee
  11. 73.
    Arco Arena
  12. 72.
    Federal Funding
  13. 71.
    Huge Misunderstanding
    Instrumental bonus track from Showroom
  14. 70.
    War Pigs
    Black Sabbath cover
  15. 69.
    Sheep Go to Heaven
  16. 68.
    Teenage Pregnancy
  17. 67.
    Carbon Monoxide
  18. 66.
    Long Time
  19. 65.
    Meanwhile, Rick James...
  20. 64.
    Long Line of Cars
  21. 63.
    Cool Blue Reason
  22. 62.
    Never, Never Gonna Give You Up
    Barry White cover
  23. 61.
    Conroy
  24. 60.
    Alpha Beta Parking Lot
  25. 59.
    Italian Guy
  26. 58.
    Race Car Ya-Yas
    Just because it's a little weird, the weakest song on Fashion Nugget
  27. 57.
    Opera Singer
  28. 56.
    Mustache Man (Wasted)
  29. 55.
    You Turn the Screws
  30. 54.
    Dime
  31. 53.
    Mahna, Mahna
    Piero Umiliani cover
  32. 52.
    Commissioning a Symphony in C
  33. 51.
    Waiting
  34. 50.
    Got to Move
  35. 49.
    Satan Is My Motor
  36. 48.
    Tougher Than It Is
  37. 47.
    Easy to Crash
  38. 46.
    Comanche
  39. 45.
    No Phone
  40. 44.
    Pentagram
    Probably the weakest song on Motorcade? Still pretty great
  41. 43.
    Wheels
  42. 42.
    Take It All Away
  43. 41.
    Jesus Wrote a Blank Check
  44. 40.
    Excuse Me, I Think I've Got a Heartache
    Buck Owens cover
  45. 39.
    Mr. Mastodon Farm
  46. 38.
    The Winter
  47. 37.
    Shadow Stabbing
  48. 36.
    Rock 'n' Roll Lifestyle
  49. 35.
    You Part the Waters
  50. 34.
    Where Would I Be?
  51. 33.
    Multiply The Heartaches
    George Jones cover
  52. 32.
    Is This Love?
  53. 31.
    Nugget
  54. 30.
    Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town
    Mel Tillis cover
  55. 29.
    Open Book
  56. 28.
    Frank Sinatra
  57. 27.
    The Guitar Man
    Bread cover
  58. 26.
    Sick of You
  59. 25.
    I Bombed Korea
  60. 24.
    Let Me Go
  61. 23.
    Daria
  62. 22.
    World of Two
  63. 21.
    Sad Songs and Waltzes
    Willie Nelson cover
  64. 20.
    Ain't No Good
  65. 19.
    Never There
  66. 18.
    Bound Away
    Of course the best song on Showroom is the one Greg Brown plays on
  67. 17.
    Friend is a Four Letter Word
  68. 16.
    Short Skirt / Long Jacket
  69. 15.
    Stickshifts and Safetybelts
  70. 14.
    Mexico
  71. 13.
    Haze of Love
  72. 12.
    It's Coming Down
  73. 11.
    Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps
    Desi Arnaz cover
  74. 10.
    Up So Close
  75. 9.
    The Distance
  76. 8.
    End of the Movie
  77. 7.
    Guitar
  78. 6.
    Ruby Sees All
  79. 5.
    I Will Survive
    Gloria Gaynor cover
  80. 4.
    Walk on By
  81. 3.
    Italian Leather Sofa
    I've often said this is my favorite, just because it's the longest.
  82. 2.
    She'll Come Back to Me
  83. 1.
    Jolene