GARBAGE CANS I SAW TODAY THAT I WANTED TO CLIMB INTO

  1. Every day is trash day when you're garbage.
  2. What they say about me is I really push the envelope... right into the garbage.
  3. I'm a pillar of my community. A pillar of garbage.
  4. Started from the bottom, now we climbing in the garbage.
  5. Hi, Los Angeles Sanitation? I'd like to schedule a "bulky item pick-up"... yeah, about 195 lbs... Okay... I'm six feet tall. Yes, it's me.
  6. I blow my nose with toilet paper.