MY SITDOWN WITH BARACK OBAMA

Here's what we discussed in our hush-hush closed-door meeting:
  1. Who has chocolate and can I have some
  2. Are pugs cool or actually monsters
  3. The sound of slaps in 60's movies
  4. Cool people to follow on Snapchat
  5. Um, politics lol
  6. Um, the economy lol
  7. Girls we have crushes on
    He talked briefly about Michelle, and seemed very interested to hear about my situation
  8. Numbers we like to play in Roulette and why
  9. Area 51 lol
  10. The Canadian rock band Sloan
    Turns out we're both big fans
  11. Prefab Sprout, for some reason