NAMES OF HAIRCUTS I'D GIVE BRAD PITT

Thanks for the request @spencerleegriffin !
  1. Buzz Cut
  2. High & Tight
  3. Harvard Clip
  4. Dartmouth Clip
  5. Party Chop
  6. Funny Bangs
  7. The "George Clooney"
  8. The "Caesar Salad"
  9. Shave It All But Leave One Long Hair
  10. The Boston Tea Party
  11. Peach Fuzz
  12. Carnegie Mellon Clip
  13. Center Part
  14. Pompadour Quiff
  15. Psychobilly Wedge
  16. Psychobilly Perm
  17. "No I got all of them cut"
    Yuk yuk yuk
  18. The Rachel
    Stings a little
  19. The Chandler
  20. The haircut where you walk in and say to the barber "Just take a little off the top, Marty, and I'd like a hot shave while you're at it."
  21. LIBERTY SPIKES
  22. Dido Flip