(Taking part in "List App Draft Week" - instigated by @john - encouraged to boldly publish lists buried in our respective drafts folders. Here's an abandoned list about how I don't like carpooling, because I'm a selfish and terrible person!)
  1. I want to zone out and daydream
  2. I get some of my best thinking done in a car by myself
  3. I like to listen to my music real loud
  4. You probably won't like my music and I'll feel self-conscious about it
  5. I don't want to plug your phone in and listen to your music, but will out of guilt
  6. You need to stop at the bank because you forgot to and I can't be bothered with that shit
  7. I might want to sing along
  8. I might want to shout made up lyrics about nothing
  9. After I get there, I wanna to be able to leave whenever I want, without having to check in with someone else
  10. So:
    "Oh, I can't. I think I'm going to be on that side of town already earlier in the day, so I'll prob just drive myself over there."