PLACES I'LL TAKE A BULLET FOR YOU

  1. Some dumb organ like my appendix
  2. Bicep
  3. Shoulder
  4. Leg
    Not the kneecap though
  5. Butt
  6. Other miscellaneous fatty tissue
  7. Foot
  8. Pinky finger
  9. Graze anywhere below the neck
    Although I guess then the bullet would still hit you so I might as well not even bother
  10. Gut
    If we're already in a hospital