SO WHAT? I ALSO HAVE FIFTY WORDS FOR SNOW

Everyone's always raving about how Eskimo languages are sooooo great 'cause they have 50 words for "snow." Listen, I don't know what the big deal is. I can come up with fifty words for snow, easy.
  1. 1.
    Snow
    Classic
  2. 2.
    Flurries
  3. 3.
    Whiteout
  4. 4.
    Powder
  5. 5.
    Blizzard
  6. 6.
    Flakes
  7. 7.
    Dust
  8. 8.
    Floats
  9. 9.
    Floaties
  10. 10.
    Crust
  11. 11.
    Snowcone
    Flavored
  12. 12.
    Fluff
  13. 13.
    Skychalk
  14. 14.
    Avalanche-fuel
  15. 15.
    Chillwater
  16. 16.
    Frozen milk
  17. 17.
    Weak-hail
  18. 18.
    Slopestuff
  19. 19.
    Frosty
    Uhhhh...
  20. 20.
    Sno
  21. 21.
    Snoww
  22. 22.
    Whiteys
  23. 23.
    Coldies
  24. 24.
    Heaven's Dandruff
  25. 25.
    Cloudchips
    Halfway there, we can do this...
  26. 26.
    Hover-ice
  27. 27.
    Slow-rain
  28. 28.
    Lil' Chillies
  29. 29.
    Wetwind
  30. 30.
    Skysand
  31. 31.
    Coldspill
  32. 32.
    Vanilla Ice
  33. 33.
    Cream cheese
  34. 34.
    Ice pillows
  35. 35.
    Snough
  36. 36.
    Ghostspecks
    Uhhhhhh. Ok ok no wrong answers, let's see...
  37. 37.
    Ivory tears
  38. 38.
    Vanilla Sprinkles
  39. 39.
    White dots
  40. 40.
    Winter bugs
  41. 41.
    Decemberists
  42. 42.
    Baby teeth
  43. 43.
    Ski Slop
  44. 44.
    White dirt
  45. 45.
    Earth-cooler
  46. 46.
    Shiversauce
  47. 47.
    Blended Bone
  48. 48.
    Piña Colada
  49. 49.
    Cooldrops
  50. 50.
    Fleeces Pieces
    Yup. Done. A perfect list.