1. They don't mimic the color of underwater plants to avoid predators
  2. They don't anchor themselves with their prehensile tails to sea grasses and corals
  3. They don't propel themselves with a small fin on their back that flutters 30-70 times per second
  4. They don't slurp up plankton through an elongated snout
  5. They don't engage in an eight-hour courtship dance which includes spinning around, swimming side by side, and changing colors
  6. Their bodies aren't made up of a hard exoskeleton of bony plates
  7. They don't prefer to swim in pairs with their tails linked together
  8. They don't grow crazy skin filaments to blend in with their surrounding
  9. They don't have to worry about being eaten by crabs, manta rays, or penguins
  10. They aren't seahorses
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