TOP SONGS OF 2015 THAT AREN'T REAL

Because they're made up and don't exist.
  1. Cutting Your Own Hair
    by The Cry For Helps
  2. Unbelievabliss
    by Goosey a really amazing up-and-coming female pop vocalist that doesn’t exist
  3. My Pu$$y Ain't No ScanTron
    by Sixxie. Love when the gang vocals shout "Get Ya Number 2 Pencil Outta Here!"
  4. Got a Zip Tie 'Round My Heart
    Good sad country tune by the inimitable and imaginary Hewitt Stone. "Oh I got a Zip Tie 'round my heart. Only gets tighter tryin' to pull it apart."
  5. C.R.E.A.M. (Cream Rules Everything Around Me)
    by the Who-Tang Gang
  6. Gotta Get You Back On L.A. Time
    by JETLAGGED
  7. Carry You Over the Freshhold
    from the album “Party Married” by Bryce Chase
  8. Is it Moosecock?
    by The Punchlines
  9. LEMME LAY DOWN FOR AN HOUR
    by the Much-Limit Soldiers