WHAT I THOUGHT MY STOMACH PAIN WAS, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. Ate too much
  2. A muscle cramp
  3. Ate bad pork
  4. A hernia?
  5. Appendicitis
  6. Kidney Stone
  7. Something with my Liver?
  8. Colon cancer
  9. Colitis
  10. Bad gas
  11. A sore muscle?
  12. Doesn't matter cuz it went away!