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  1. (A) Eat a microwaveable pizza for one. (B) Throw yourself down a flight of stairs.
  2. (A) Take a nap. (B) Fart in front of your boss.
  3. (A) Watch an episode of Breaking Bad. (B) Eat several pieces of broken glass.
  4. (A) Never talk to your crush again. (B) Win the Stanley Cup.
  5. (A) Calmly discuss your favorite TV show with an attentive friend. (B) Vomit hot peppers every day for a year.
  6. (A) Jump feet first into a wood chipper. (B) Wash your hands with soap and water.