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There's one good thing about being bedridden during Labor Day Weekend. Television marathons. Harry Potter, I choose you.
  1. Harry's aunt and uncle were basically car jacked every time school started.
    Hagrid broke into the house. The Weasleys staged a jail break. Cousin got a pig tail. Aunt was sent airborne. Mail caused actual, real structural damage.
  2. No one ever explained why it always had to be Nigel Longbottom.
    Based things happened to Harry, sure. But everyday bad things happened to Nigel. I just wanted to hug him and then wrap him in bubble wrap. He's the real hero of this story. No one ever rallied around him.
  3. Snape is my favorite character. (Spell check wanted that to be Snapple. I rebuked it.)
    RIP, Alan Rickman.
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Gotta start somewhere. Here are five.
  1. Memory foam
    Regular slippers should be enough, right?! How big is my ego that I have to have slippers, or even a mattress, that fit me and no one else? "Sorry, Mom. They won't fit you." "You can't sleep in my bed, Mom. It won't fit you."
  2. "Snapped"
    I spent a few years as a heathen, and those Sunday mornings were filled with tales of murder and mayhem wrought by women who went over the edge. (I was binge-watching before it was a thing.) Of course I took notes. Every man should watch this show, and take notes, too.
  3. Too $hort
    What?! I have layers. There's just something about an unapologetic rapper who is OK with the fact that he's not trying to make you woke. Party over here.
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