GET OUT before you question my wisdom-ness
  1. I don't believe that 'pretzel' move from 'Two Week Notice' is a real thing
  2. If one can do the cherry stem knot thing, does that make one dateable?
    I don't know if this is wisdom but like I wanna know
  3. Ghosting me on list would be more hurtful then if you did it on tinder/bumble etc
  4. You will never be more insulted and proud then when you are @joemurphy's #488 follow
  5. When you're drunk everyone is the love of your life
    Be drunk more. FYI @LeahG is the love of my life
  6. @Lisa_Fav and me are twins
    #facts I don't think I need to explain this
  7. If in doubt, always assume I am in a fancy English bar toilet
  8. If in doubt about your lipstick, always ask @brimattia to confirm/approve
  9. Asking who someone is will always make you sound like a mean girl.
    Even if it's completely innocent...
  10. Always say yes to Freaky Friday-ing with @ShawnKelly
    Even if she doesn't know
  11. @k8mcgarry should and will be everyone's guardian angel if you ask her nicely
    I ❤️ her so much. Some one give her a blue tick already.
  12. Minions haunts @stevecady's dream
    Like not wisdom but it should be a fact
  13. Me and @jessicaz are destine to be blood sisters
    Only the oceans keep us apart
  14. Ever since Colin Farrell's sex tape I can't take him seriously in any movie especially Fantastic Beast.
    It was totally distracting and you bloody know it.
  15. I'm worried about the Queen
    Not wisdom just a current worry
  16. Not willing to share food (a la Joey style) says A LOT about you
  17. If @marymurphy wants to be friends with you always say yes
  18. Go out for coffee but stay in for tea
  19. I know it's been proven useless but I totally think you should still floss
  20. Online dating is a lot of work and anyone who says it isn't, is lying
    Ignore them
  21. Not wanting to have kids is not a sin
    You shouldn't feel like you have to explain yourself / justify yourself to everyone who asks (why are they even asking in the first place)
  22. Being jaded due to things you observed as a kid is a thing. It's hard to overcome and sometimes you may not be able to.
  23. Follow @torihyndman on twitter
    You'd never regret it unlike the last person you SNOGGED
  24. @bredee has the best glasses
  25. Anyone who says 'I love you but I'm not in love with you' can and SHOULD GTFO
  26. Why you don't know/think I'm hilarious is a fucking sin
  27. 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹
    Drunk Emma is done. She might return again soon (who really knows) in the meantime enjoy her wisdom and #truths! Night!!!
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  29. I feel like I must confess that I was drunk last night. I did not drink & list but I did drop facts and wisdom on @LeahG and @k8mcgarry on snapchat.
    They both have saved it so now I have to see THAT every time I open our snap chat. #TheShame