ISSUES I HAVE WITH THIS IMAGE I'VE JUST SEEN, RANKED

All in all this doesn't make me want to eat porridge.
  1. 3.
    Why are the stalks still on the strawberries?
    If you did it yourself - WHY? If you got this in a cafe please kindly send it back. DO IT!
  2. 2.
    They're not even taking a photo...
    THE PHOTO IS ALREADY INSTAGRAMED. WHAT ARE THEY DOING? DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW IT WORKS?
  3. 1.
    Who Instagrams porridge? WHO?
    #savages #porridgeisnotpretty