All in all this doesn't make me want to eat porridge.
  1. Why are the stalks still on the strawberries?
    Static
    If you did it yourself - WHY? If you got this in a cafe please kindly send it back. DO IT!
  2. They're not even taking a photo...
    Static
    THE PHOTO IS ALREADY INSTAGRAMED. WHAT ARE THEY DOING? DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW IT WORKS?
  3. Who Instagrams porridge? WHO?
    Static
    #savages #porridgeisnotpretty