NOTIFICATIONS LI.ST IS PROBABLY SENDING WHEN I PUBLISH NEW LISTS

Inspired by @Lisa_Fav
  1. Emma posted another list you'd read and forgot in 2 secs (if you can even bother to read them)
  2. Emma posted...wait who's Emma again?
  3. Emma posted...who cares really?
  4. Emma posted another...FFS WHY AM I GETTING THESE NOTIFICATIONS I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT EMMA.