THINGS TO KNOW WHEN YOU MEET @STEVECADY SO YOU KNOW WHAT TYPE OF NIGHT YOU'RE IN FOR

Is this a request of my own list title from a comment @Lisa_Fav?? #meta πŸ˜‚ Inspired by @stevecady last list and my own comment (I guess). Sorry Steve πŸ˜¬πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
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    What is Steve wearing?
    Decide carefully if you want to stay if he is wearing any of these items. CLOTHING ITEMS I OWN THAT I'M NOT POSITIVE I'M SUPPOSED TO WEAR If not then leave. πŸƒπŸΌ
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    What is Steve drinking?
    Decide if that is the type of night you want once you know what he's drinking. ALCOHOL FOR EVERY OCCASION If not then leave. πŸƒπŸΌ
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    So you've decide to stay... Warning as the night goes on its probably best to keep track of which Stephen you're dealing/hanging with.
    πŸ€ A NIGHT OUT WITH STEPHEN πŸ€ again decide at which Stephen you want to stay till.
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    Wait. Is this a date?! Are you wanting to be Steve's dream girl?
    He better see you enjoying something off this list MY DREAM GIRL'S FAVORITE FOODS
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    Though make sure Steve knows this a date as well.
    Probably avoid any of these situations cause he's not falling for that again. TIMES I THOUGHT I WAS ON A DATE WHEN I REALLY WASN'T
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    If this is a date, Steve might tell/show you his tattoo.
    In which case, don't fall for any of this BS. THINGS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY LATIN TATTOO MEANS
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    You might be talking about something else if Steve uses any of the following words.
    NICKNAMES FOR MY PENIS ;) you may choose to leave at this point πŸƒπŸΌ
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    Did your date go well? If not that's okay.
    Steve will perform the following if you have the right amount. Take your pick MY LIST OF SERVICES IF I WERE A PROSTITUTE
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    Is @stevecady now stalking you on Instagram.
    I would recommend going private but if you don't want to then do any of the following and he should unfollow you MY ARBITRARY RULES OF INSTAGRAM
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    Thanks for reading this PSA. Now stay safe.
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