TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE

Thanks @LeahG! Great list request to wake up to!
  1. 8:00am Saturday: I woke up to my flatmate hoovering. 😡
  2. I hate that crap vacuum so much, I refuse to use it hence have not vacuumed my room in 3 weeks!
    Gross I know but I hate that vacuum SO MUCH!
  3. I secretly fear that I might have the characteristics of an early hoarder.