If _______was an Olympic sport, I'd be Michael Phelps

What would you win the gold in?
  1. Losing my keys
  2. Turning the car around .5 miles from the house because I forgot something/someone.
    Since we are talking Olympics, it would be 804.67 meters before I turned around.
  3. Binging on Netflix
  4. Speed eating
  5. Putting my foot in my mouth
  6. Spending allowances
  7. Star Wars Trivia
    Episodes IV, V, and VI only
  8. Staring into space