Li.st of Li.sts I'll Never Make
I love making lists. Some lists, though, I'll never make.
- •Favorite recreational drugsI don't smoke, drink, huff, snort, etc. I wish nobody else did.
- •People with whom I'll share filet mignon and bacon tacosThey're mine! You hear me? ALL MINE!!!
- •Books I hated from the beginning but finished anywayIf I hate a book, I will quit it and never go back. Life's too short to read something dumb. Pizza's different. I will plow through it. Which leads to....
- •Pizzas I met and didn't like.
- •World leaders I had lunch with.Not that I hate any of them or wouldn't pass a background check, I just don't know any.
- •Brontë books I would recommend.See third item on li.st