My thoughts during the first day of school

...as they appear. Filter is engaged.
  1. Will I look like too big of a dork if I use my new Obi Wan cup AND my trusty Han Solo Yeti?
  2. Is the air conditioner broken?
  3. A gift bag!
  4. Is it too early to break into my care package?
  5. What?! That kid totally just fell down in my room.
  6. I'm. So. Tired.