Alone in a Hotel Room: Clickbait Edition

90s kids will love
  1. You've just gotten settled into the bath and there's a knock at the door: You'll NeVeR gUeSs who it was
    it was the bellman
  2. TV Shows You Didn't Know You Were Addicted To
    did you know how many fictional crises there could be?
  3. Lonely Single In Your Area!!
    just the one though. literally one. it's only me
  4. How To Change Your Life in 20 Minutes
    there's a complimentary wine reception at 5:30