1. does everyone do it
  2. is it my mom's fault
    mommy issues > daddy issues
  3. is it just a phase
  4. could I be a byproduct of my generation
  5. did my ex have it coming
  6. do I watch too many judd apatow films
  7. am I an actual sociopath
    would a sociopath ask that
  8. should they raise my dose