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23. Sober potluck.
  1. Spray silly string
  2. Listen to Future
  3. Take a fork straight to the cake
    Static
  4. Only invite one ex
  5. Mix every flavour of sparkling water with every mixer
    Static
  6. Wingwoman up
  7. Preheat the oven for Pizza Bagels
  8. Host a neon half-sleeve of temporary tattoos
    Static
    And a chest tat
  9. Get inside my Slytherin sweatshirt
  10. Turn up to twelve cats loose in my house
    They're both rel pregnant
  11. Burn the firepit til the sun dips a toe in the morning
    The water's fine
  12. Take the trash out
  13. Do three loads of dishes
    Strong assist from the real ones