Just the Climaxes
of the party stories
- •"I know at any moment his moms were gonna come up and find me bleeding"
- •"And I have like a massive fear of throw-up..."
- •"So I'm rolling on the floor of the supply closet screaming because I just gave myself a concussion on the wheel of a unicycle""I had a bump on my head for months so everyone called me the sex unicorn."
- •"He's not insane like his brother but... little frowny face for being a little bitch"
- •"She got stabbed 12 times. He pretended he was a maintenance man"
- •"Invite him except he's not real."
- •"This always happens. She's faked appendicitis 3 times. Go on"
- •"My thumb is wrecked. But did you see that avocado"
- •"He gets no date. You flaked on me because of a desk? No"
- •"What about the time you swallowed a plum seed?"