Literally Verbatim: Pop Culture Edition
I overheard all of these in one night. V educational
- •"Why is nobody talking about the dead person in Demi Moore's pool"
- •"The mother-daughter benders are a dark journey"
- •"Queen of Pop, Heidi Montag, is awaiting her comeback"
- •"They're out of money since they spent 500 grand on crystals, which I respect"
- •"I am no Erin Brocovich but that seems fucked up"
- •"Where is Taylor Momson? Oh she's actually here tonight. She's bleeding into the pool"
- •"The daughter is not okay. Is she freebasing yet?"
- •"Let's have a prayer circle for Kelly Rutherford""TRAPPED in the south of France"
- •"The name on everyone's lips, Hermes Rutherford"
- •"I had a therapist tell me I was overtherapized and underrecovered"
- •"I loved Nicole Simpson's nachos I was so sad when she passed"
- •"When I get murdered by my husband, an ex NFL player, I'm gonna email you all a recipe to put in the book"
- •"It's always Kris."