Literally Verbatim: Sam Lansky Edition

  1. No thank YOU for the gift of my truth
  2. It's raining dads
  3. She's like the budget amber rose
  4. Australians are the hottest because they're all descended from convicts
  5. Rich people don't get warm. It's freezing to be rich.
  6. I'm gay for furnisture. And dads.
  7. It's v majestic
  8. How do you sit through an episode of Dawson's Creek without the iconic IDONTWANNAWAIT theme song
  9. hot dad carnival hot dad carnival hot dad carnival hot dad carnival
  10. Omg let's have an ehMEEzing father's day party