some things aren't capitalized upon ENOUGH
  1.'s Apples to Apples app
    mobile version of everyone's favourite family game by nobody's favourite Black Eyed Pea!
  2. Rug Doctor Dre
    only available on the west coast
  3. Brad Pitted Olives
    no charcuterie is complete without them, or crackers with Angelina's Jellie. a classic, but still killer on dates
  4. All Time Lowe's
    pop punk hardware
  5. Kevin Bacon's heaven bacon
    kosher breakfast meats
  6. Starbucks' Ariana Trenta
    this one won't fly because some things are only tolerable in small doses
  7. Too $hort's Jeans for Petite Men
    Suggested by @ErinThomas